Describe your self as a teammate: I will bring absolute toxic positivity to whatever team I'm on. My teammates never forget how good they are and that I am their biggest fan. On the flip side, the other team will feel absolute toxic negativity radiating from my bones. No one will hate the opponent in their heart more than me. 

Sexiest Trait: Ihave been told by more than one woman that they are envious of my legs, so I guess I have that going for me.

Dream (golf) Foursome: The guys from Always Sunny. Mac, Charlie and Dennis. Frank as my caddy. Sweet Dee acting like a stupid bird in the trees.

Coolest Sports Achievement: Senior year, my high school baseball team won the state championship at Safeco field. The Seattle Times sport section featured a half-page picture of our team dog piling in front of the mound, and I am front and center at the very top of the pile...because I had the furthest to run to the pile as my team's lucky bullpen catcher.

Clutch Rating (1-10): I'm right in that sweet spot where zero talent meets zero hesitation, so occasionally some magic happens. Ill give myself a 5. 

A or M: In general, I'm not fussy but I guess if i had to choose one it would be Ass.

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